Monday, August 29, 2011

Miss Stardoll World: Let The Madness Begin

Today, the craziest portion of the Stardoll year has begun.

Every blog you scroll down, every broadcast, every comment on a doll, and every topic in a club is centered on one thing-Miss Stardoll World 2011. The few simple words “Vote me for MSW” is covering about 90% of the site & blogs alone. Inboxes are filled with several messages with one listing the same reasons on why they should win, which we all are familiar with. Miss Stardoll World is basically a covergirl competition spread over a 1 ½ month period with larger prizes & more recognition. What stays the same? The voting system, the endless stream of messages, the bribing, begging and over-exaggerated presentations. Several girls say “It’s my dream to be Miss Stardoll World.” Others create stupid & pointless statements on why they deserve the crown, when deep down in the back of our minds, we know they don’t deserve a damn thing Stardoll has to offer. 

To make matters worse, Stardoll has made a way for the greedy to advertise themselves, which is a little banner like the following, with a link to go along with it that I didn't include.

When it comes to competitions, Stardoll gets their finest graphic designers out of their closets & gets em’ to designing. Such a shame they don’t do that with our overpriced clothes anymore.
Moving on, I see Miss Stardoll World a competition of not who has the best suite/doll/personality, but a contest to see who can get their parents to buy them the most money & codes to waste on a virtual contest that can only give you a slim chance to win a $230 value iPod Touch with your name engraved in it. If you don’t win, then you crawl up into your blankie & pillow pet & sob away until you put your big girl panties on again, and attempt to accomplish something, whatever that may be.

To those of you who are running with the heard for the Miss Stardoll World title, I wish you the best of luck. Hopefully, once you realize you wasted a thousand dollars on a worthless competition, you may wake up & smell the coffee. But whatever floats your boat is cool with me. 

And that my friends, is Maddy's ramble of the day. (;